The Ultimate List of Model UN Pick Up Lines

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The Ultimate List of Model UN Pick Up Lines

If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.

I motion for an unmoderated caucus, one-on-one.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well-developed.

You can lift my sanctions any day!

Can I put missiles in your country?

Can I moderate your caucus?

Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.

How long is your conference?

I motion to table the Chair.

I motion to table the you.

You’re my point of personal inquiry.

I’m your point of personal privilege.

Come by later and I’ll show you how long my conference can last.

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re willing to bang.

It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.

If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

I’d like to motion you to the floor.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

Hey, wanna merge?

It’s not the length of the caucus that counts… it’s what you do with it.

I motion to elongate your caucus.

After we table the topic, how about I table you?

I motion to lotion my caucus.

U.N. I belong together.

I’m putting a sanction on your clothes, I’ll have to remove them

The Security Council passed a resolution urging you and I to be together.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

I lost my home-stay family, can I sleep with you tonight?

Let’s create an alliance.. in private.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

I’d send my taskforce to you’re neutral zone.

If you were a country, I’d move there to be in you.