The Ultimate List of Model UN Pick Up Lines

Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.

I motion for an unmoderated caucus, one-on-one.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well-developed.

You can lift my sanctions any day!

Can I put missiles in your country?

Can I moderate your caucus?

Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.

How long is your conference?

I motion to table the Chair.

I motion to table the you.

You’re my point of personal inquiry.

I’m your point of personal privilege.

Come by later and I’ll show you how long my conference can last.

I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re willing to bang.

It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.

If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.

It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.

My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?

I’d like to motion you to the floor.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

Hey, wanna merge?

It’s not the length of the caucus that counts… it’s what you do with it.

I motion to elongate your caucus.

After we table the topic, how about I table you?

I motion to lotion my caucus.

U.N. I belong together.

I’m putting a sanction on your clothes, I’ll have to remove them

The Security Council passed a resolution urging you and I to be together.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

I lost my home-stay family, can I sleep with you tonight?

Let’s create an alliance.. in private.

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.

I’d send my taskforce to your neutral zone.

If you were a country, I’d move there to be in you.

Hey girl, looks like we have a quorum but let’s not debate about it.

Our sponsors would be happy if we delegated together

Is that a notepad in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

I heard you were an NPC, but you’re the main character in my mind right now

I’m so tired of WAK’ing (want, afraid of, know) off this weekend alone. I feel like a CAR (change, add or remove) is in order

You wanna hear my orientation 180?
In goes in order of size, people I’ve populated, my neighbor relationships, my rank, and how I managed to change the political structure with just a smile.

I know we are from to opposite ends of the room. But do you want to double delegate over dinner tonight?

Call me out of order but I want to model my United Nations based on you baby

I call an objection to your body. Something that perfect isn’t allowed to exist

Do you want to be part of my P5? It’s basically me, you, and four very well placed mirrors.

Girl, I can sustain an objection for four hours

Call it out of order but I want to make you my opening statement

I saw you on the floor speaking about that motion. I wanna put you on my floor and show you a real motion.

I would like to call a point of order to your body. Damn girl. You fineeeee

I saw you came with your husband this weekend. I don’t mind being an observer in the cabinet

Well, it’s just the two of us I see. Looks like we have a quorum

Please spell MUN
“ M. U. N. “
But you forgot the D
“There’s no D in MUN”
You’re right but there can be one in you later

Let’s adjourn to the bedroom

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs

I believe that is in our best interests to comply with section 69 of the act

Hey baby. I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

I wish women were like MUN conferences. Easy, straightforward and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterward

Let’s stop debating equality and fairness – I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

As a good delegate, I like to be on top of things

Not the head delegate this year huh? Well I do have another head you can delegate

“Would you like a Handbook?”
“How did you know my name was Book?”

Over here I’m the chair and you’re the director. How about later I make all the other chairs disappear and the only thing left for you to sit on is my face

You remind me of a gavel. Small, brown, powerful. And I’m probably gonna bang you on the table later

Now I read the whole study guide. But nowhere did it tell me what to do when I met the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Secrateriat huh? How about tonight I make you my secretariat

Now you always have the right of reply. But I’d like to call a point of order to your out of this world booty

How about we call a point of entertainment. Me, you, my room. I call it team bonding

I know it’s weird but how about we do it for the signatories this time.